“No method of online age verification is privacy-protective, fully accurate, and capable of guaranteeing universal coverage.”

Every age verification bill now waves zero-knowledge proofs around like a get-out-of-surveillance-free card. The EU shipped its verification app without the ZKP features even turned on, and researchers bypassed it with a Chrome extension replaying the same token. The math is fine. The centralized system wrapped around the math is the problem, and no proof fixes that.