“I’ve been trying to get excited about the Cybercab launch, and I keep landing in the same place: this is a car swap, dressed up as a milestone.”
The Cybercab runs the same FSD stack as the Model Y robotaxis, the one that drove through a row of bollards in Austin last week. That fleet is stuck at 20 to 30 cars after more than a year. So Tesla is throwing an invite-only reveal for a new body on a program that isn’t scaling. The theater covers for the missing progress.