“I want to continue living my immoral technofascist life without any criticism.”

McSweeney’s nails it. A fake tech billionaire begs the public to stop “bullying” AI while admitting it steals creative work, expands surveillance, and destroys education. The satire writes itself when Nvidia’s CEO is out there unironically asking people to be nicer about AI. The mask slipped years ago. Now they’re just annoyed we keep pointing at it.