“Computers now instantly boot up when plugged into the wall, and run until the plug is pulled.”
Satire about designers who read the telemetry, see that most letters are lowercase, and move the shift key behind a hatch. It’s funny because it’s barely an exaggeration. Every product team that cut a feature because “only 2 percent of users touch it” has done exactly this. The 2 percent were the people who knew what they were doing.