“GitHub is proud to announce that you can now obtain your public repo on CD-ROM. Keep it. Lend it to friends. Pass it on to your children.”
It’s a marketing gag aimed at Sony killing physical PlayStation discs. Only 1,000 CDs, first come first served, public repos only. Your private code stays on their servers. Microsoft cracking jokes about owning your data forever while running the cloud everyone actually depends on. The stunt lands. The irony lands harder.