“The last guy who stole my 914 used this very spot and it was rather convenient for all concerned parties.”
The concept engineer behind the original Miata owns a Porsche that can’t lock, can’t stop and won’t find second gear. Starting it takes exactly four pumps of the gas pedal. Rust holes in the floor feed oil fumes into the cabin. Best anti-theft system Porsche ever shipped, and it cost nothing extra.